I live for when people are like “I don’t really like one direction but their new song is ..” like mmmm yes give one direction the respect and acknowledgement that they deserve
[gets the notification that someone in one direction tweeted]
me: what are we
people who hate narry probably also hate sunshine and puppies
the fact that harry styles wearing women’s jeans was considered news worthy, what’s next? a news story on how niall is irish? a news story about the sky being blue?
[breaks liam’s other arm] Sykkkkkk! Aha
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
imagine if one direction did what taylor swift does and invited fans to their houses to listen to their upcoming album, i mean there’d probably already be fans at their house so they wouldn’t have to invite them but also someone would probably be murdered